Blogging History

This is my version of the who, how, when, and what of blogging.
God created the world in six days, and many think that on the seventh he rested. Wrong... On the seventh day he, or she, created a blog after making Adam and Eve. He called his blog: “Fools in action”. We can’t read this blog for two reasons: the first is that the host server was not linked to earth and stayed celestial. The second is that God was fed up with all the action the fools did, and in a moment of anger he deleted the blog, and with it the whole universe. This resulted in an explosion called by today’s scientists “the big bang”. So the big bang is actually the end of a previous universe and not the beginning of ours. Then God got bored and decided to recreate the universe attempting to control his temper this time. On the seventh day he created another blog and called it “Oops, I did it again”.
But as far as our earth, the first mention of blogging was by the cave man hundreds of thousand years ago. Their connection was so slow to the point that not until now we were able to read them (connection was something like 1 bit per decade). Some blogging attempts by the Pharos, Sumerians, and Babylonians where done, but have not been very successful.
In the modern history, blogging was mentioned by many philosophers and authors who influenced the world. Descartes said: “I blog, therefore I exist”. Quoting one of Shakespeare’s plays we find: “to blog or not to blog, that is the question”. There are blog songs like “The blog must go on” by Queen, “How deep is your blog” by the Bee Gees, and “My blog” by Frank Sinatra. Motion pictures like “Vanilla blog” starring Tom Cruise, “Blogs of the Caribbean” starring Johnny Depp, and “Blog wars” produced by George Lucas.
So we see that blogging is a universal phenomenon, and thanks for the gift of blogging that allows people like me to write stupid things like this here.