How to Congratulate People in 2006

1- Wake up with half opened eyes and a zombie look on your face.
2- Reach for your mobile.
3- Return the Remote control and try to reach again for your mobile
4- This time Reach for Your mobile, not your brother's
5- Look at the time and say: "Damn, is it still that early!? Let's wake up some other people".
6- Go to messages option
7- Type "Happy New Year"
8- Send it to every one you know on your contact list
9- Go back to sleep
10- Wake up every 3-4 minutes to read replies