Friday, August 18, 2006

Doctors in USA wanting to get married....

Improve your credentials!!!
This story was narrated by a friend of mine, and it is true 100%.

A doctor friend, few years back, came to Syria for getting married. With him, he brought his best friend, a doctor too, as his best man. It seems that some likening developed between the best man and the bride's maid. The following conversation took place between the best man and the bride's maid mother... (and I will have to write this in Arabic, words written in English are spoken in English)

الأم: ماذا تعمل في أمريكا
الاشبين: طبيب
الأم: حلو، متخصص؟
الاشبين: عم أدرس صدرية
الأم: صدرية.. يعني pulmonary. طيب مع critical care ولا بدون critical care؟
الاشبين: مع critical care
الأم: طب عم تدرس بـ community hospital ولا university hospital؟
الاشبين: بـ university hospital
الأم: معك green card ولا فيزا H1 أو J1؟
الاشبين: والله على J1
الأم: له له له يا طانت. يعني لسه عندك waiver وبعدين حتى تاخد green card وبعدين جنسية....

ومن لحظتها تناشفت الأم وما عاد عطته وش ودلقتلو سطل مي باردة


So guys.. Improve your credentials, because mothers in law are not what they used to be... LOL

6 Comments:

At Sun Aug 20, 07:38:00 AM GMT+3, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that menans i have to wait for few years,,,, sad

 
At Mon Aug 21, 02:57:00 AM GMT+3, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is really sad Halim. This is a criteria selection for people looking to buy a house, a new car or even an air refreshner for it. You know, anything friggin material.

But DAMN, that mother is good! Imagine what she can do if she is on the other side (the guys' side!) I think you all should recruit her.

 
At Mon Aug 21, 10:22:00 AM GMT+3, Blogger Bassam said...

LOL, I never thought of that.
Honestly I only thought of Halim when I heard the story. But you know, by the time you come to Syria (and I encourage you to do it), you will be already meeting all the criteria.emceqld

 
At Thu Aug 24, 11:14:00 PM GMT+3, Blogger Ascribo said...

I hate it when people want to use you to get their own goalz achieved...

That mother in that case wasn't concerned about the man who could be her daughter's husband, She was only concerned about getting a citizenship and/or an opportunity to visit the states...

You really hate it when they don't want you, but they want the house, the car, the money, the citizenship.........etc...

 
At Thu Aug 14, 12:15:00 PM GMT+3, Blogger honestlady said...

Hello Bassam,

I like your website so much. You have written it in a very nice and funny way.
By the way, I'm also from Damascus but I live in New Zealand.
Well done Bassam and have a wonderful day.
Best regards
Rose.
rajasim@hotmail.com

 
At Tue May 10, 11:30:00 PM GMT+3, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I WENT THROUGH YOUR WEBSIDE, I AM 23 YEARS SYRIAN GIRLL WHO WAS BORN IN Houston, Tx.student of Law, I am looking to get married of a Syrian doctor who lives in USA,please recommend some of your doctors freiends,
thanks
Samar Atki
asatki@aol.com

 

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